One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
　　　　
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
　　　　
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
　　　　
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。