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A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. 一个男人非常讨厌他老婆的猫。一天，他决定扔掉它，就从家里开车出来，穿过20个街区，把它扔在了一个公园里。 As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. 但当他回到家里的时候，发现那只猫正走在行车道上。 The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. 第二天，他决定开车把猫扔到40个街区之外去。他把这畜生扔了之后，就开始往家赶。 Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! 开上他们家的行车道的时候，猫竟然还在那儿！ He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. 他不断地把猫往远了扔，越扔越远，但这只猫总是能够回到家。最后，他决定开车到n英里之外，向右转，再左转，穿过一座桥，然后再向右转，再向右转，最后他到达了一个地方，他认为这距离距他的家已经足够安全了，于是就把猫扔在那儿了。 Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" 几小时之后，这个人打电话回家给他的老婆：“珍，那只猫在吗？” "Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?" “在啊。”他老婆回答道，“你为什么问这个？” Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!" 男人崩溃了，回答说，“快让那个混蛋东西接电话，我迷路了，让它给我指路！”(译文/yywb) 五点半◎＿◎英语角 Change Yourself, Master Your life. |
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呵呵，去年春节前，曾经在手机报里看到过这个笑话的中文版。当然描述的比这个简单，主角也不是猫，是一只牛。结果春节回家过年的时候，我的小侄子缠着我给他讲故事，我就把这个笑话给他讲了，还把我们村、我们县乃至我们城的名字都编排了进去。小家伙笑的前仰后合。我问你听懂了吗你就笑。你给我讲一遍吧。结果他还真给我讲了一遍，还挺像那么回事儿。然后他就让我再讲一个。我说没了。呵呵。那时候不是还没[习惯笑]这栏目呢么。看来我们每个人都应该多看、多学几个笑话，让我们心情愉悦的同时，还能让我们变成一个受欢迎的人~
